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kaso:
#the obama’s are basically just those cool dorky neighbors that live next door to you #only in charge of an entire country
OMG HAhAHAHHA THIS MADE MY DAY HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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The Lion King; Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope. But dad, don’t we eat the antelope? Yes Simba, let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass and so, we are all connected in the great circle of life.
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
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OMG LOL
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lol i love this
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRON- Because i hate you all and exams are coming up , Here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school . Before i tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they get ran through the machine when an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it is wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didnt know you cant write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone .
WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS WHERE I FAILED SCHOOL?
This… would have been so helpful
Should I try and do this on Thursday… hmm….
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OH MY GOD WHAT
WHATTTTT
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Women have no rights and slaves are okay, this god of yours sounds like a real great guy. I can’t wait for a christian/catholic girl to repost this adding on her own caption trying to teach me something, because then she’ll be sinning and go to hell
ADDITION: To all those theists who reblogged this with anger claiming these quotes are taken out of context, let me be the first to welcome you with what Black people have had to deal with since the slave trade days, what homosexuals are currently dealing with today, and what anyone who does not believe in the bible have had to deal with since its creation. You yourself might NEEEEVER quote the bible out of context (hard to believe that) but a majority of the followers in your religion do, constantly, daily, almost as if it is their duty to use the bible to promote hate, bigotry and discrimination and ignore its teachings of compassion. I’m very glad I could be the one to show you all what us non-christian and non-catholics have had to deal with since the dawn of your religions.
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